I want a reason to do up my makeup and dress overly nicely.
On my way to work…
A man nearly wets himself.
Everyone needs the window open like its a heatwave or something bot three degrees.
Its three oclock and its nearly pitch black outside.
PLUS I dont finish til ten -.-
This is why a car is needed.
Taken by Mercedes Edwards
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind, don’t matter and those who matter, don’t mind."
Dr. Seuss(via mercedesbpge)
Cleaning the espresso machine at work.
Spider casually attacked me.
Threw it in the sink and had a serious talk about boundaries with it.
It still thought it was a badass trying to climb out and shit.
It went down the sink.
Was it funny to climb up my arm Mr. Spider?
Thats what you get, bitch